Monday, December 15, 2008

专业动词

fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

downward spiral...



...initiated a sagging wizard

Thursday, November 27, 2008

爱生活,艾主席

Tom 說:
咱们拍个东西吧
B.shits-X.Rays-艾石光 說:

B.shits-X.Rays-艾石光 說:
拍什么?不拍a 片,拍a 片你肯定给我弄个男的跟我干

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

difference?



rabies/rabidness

hydrophobia/phobodipsia

lyssa/cynolyssa

canine madness


lupomania

Monday, November 24, 2008

continued









well... a comprehensive and detailed uploading is delayed due to one's drowsiness...

and i'm happened to be the one who were supposed to do it, what a coincidence...

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Monday, September 29, 2008

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下 h卡h 少 __
上 卡 ||shape|||+|||
下 卡 `` ., `` `` `` ~``
上 h 卡shenanigansssssssssssssssssuiteeeeeeeeeeelllloqqwwqwq
下 卡 ;";";";";"""""";;;;;;,;,;....;,;...,,..''''''''"variation''"''"
上 卡 h !iiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!ii!i!i!i
下 卡>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>nowhere
上 h 卡 hhhhhhhhhhhhh
下 卡 not space kakakakakakaka=25s?
上 卡 :)

Monday, September 22, 2008

see u around














ps: special thanks to our most creative experimental photographer ever! long live u!

Saturday, August 23, 2008

+2's Night

phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... two weeks break...

I didn't take any but one picture on the last day, nor on the closing ceremony... coz I really want to have a proper day of living in this lovely camp... a conclusion of this month in Olympic Youth Camp (hereinafter, OYC) is going to be published here with a series of flashback... so for this time of updating, only the closing day is mentioned...

ok... the only picture I took is for my roommates and I...













Well, I admit, it looks gay..........................
anyway... the left two boys with drunk eyes were struggling for their Bachelor of Fine Arts degree in one university, while the very right boy is trying his best on not to break up with his girlfriend. and... this strange guy with a astonished expression is facing the dilemma of his final project NOW! and... oops... here comes an alien...













this picture is strongly recommended on taking as your desktop! No picture beats this one due to it's functional convenience and artist appreciation! Last but not least, it will work efficiently on security as well!













This boy from Tanzania can sing a Chinese Song named "Amani", by a Hong Kong Band named Beyond. Because the lyrics of the intro part is written in their language. We sang this song together that night, and talked a lot. He invited me to his country at last. I didn't take his invitation as formulae, I wrote it on my memo seriously instead.

and some... others...



























































































Well, the pictures above were taken on the first farewell day... so, with no exception, scenes on that night were quite sentimental. It was 5 o'clock in the morning, they didn't sleep for more than 20 hours already, and for some of them, 30 hours maybe. and I was asked to taken picture for them since the night before, although none of them asked me for my email address to get these pictures...













One thing I forgot to mention is that we have a house organ named "Camp Life", a newspaper for campers pubilished during those days, and my work was to take pictures for this newspaper mainly.

The boy with orange trousers in the picture above asked me to take some pictures for him so that he could be seen in the "Camp Life" for tomorrow. He told me that he was not going to pose or something, he just played there, and see whether I can capture any... I did it, although it was the last day for the camp, so there was not going to have any newspaper any more. Yes, another thing I should admit, is that most of the pictures we used in newspapers (not only for "camp life") were manipulated toooooooo much, so did my picture.

Shame on Tom.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

ooooooolimpicture













i'm going to live in the camp for about one month since today. Basically, my work so far is to take picture and video for different medias. it's not bad for real, i don't need to go to those english training course because of my always-be-ready work...

Saturday, June 28, 2008

场1 内 大连医科大学第一附属医院 中午
   △ 大米躺在病床上,呼吸困难,戴着氧气罩,正被
     医生和护士快速推送至急
诊室。王白面慌张地跟在病床旁跑,气喘吁吁。

王白面担忧地等在诊室外,几个亲友相继到来安慰着她。

医生走出,众人围上。

医 生: (没等王百面问,摘下口罩)“中分。”

     王白面听后惊恐万分,瘫坐在地上,众人赶忙搀扶。

医 生: “情况很紧急,手术必须马上进行。”(对王白面)“手术有风险,如果

     同意手术的话需要亲属签字,最好尽快决定。”(离开)

亲友A: (掩面而泣)“这可咋办啊……这病哪儿有的治啊……”

亲友B: (疑惑地)“咋不能治了?”

亲友A: (抽泣)“是能治,但治完了这人也就废了啊……”

王白面: (突然站起,擦干眼泪,坚定地)“治!”(向手术室走去)

     众人呆滞


场2 外 高尔基路 次日黄昏

     黄大米在晚风中孤独地行走,摸了摸新剪的寸头,打了一个寒颤。

Monday, June 23, 2008

Saturday, May 3, 2008

关于hangher.blogspot.com这地址

由于blogspot受到世间各地各阶层人士的广泛欢迎和关注,在其成功运营多年之后,注册新用户便无比困难.
其间,我尝试过tom, dummy, huanghe等与日期各类组合未果.thisaddressisnotavailable, fuckyou等也已被使用.此时俺已经接近崩溃,破罐破摔地尝试nimabi, caonima, caonimabi, caonimalebi, rinima, rinimabi, shabi, dashabi等地址,居然还不行!!!在蒙到chaojidashabi时欣喜地发现!诶!这个成!!!!激动地继续向下填写注册内容.但稍后又想了想,我为什么要用这么个地址.....................

于是在尝试对自己名字小改动多次后发现hangher依然纯洁未被他人染指.虽然这略带歧视甚至宗教色彩的地址依然不理想,但是鉴于有空能来这blog瞅瞅的人也明白这名啥意思,就凑合用吧...

至于如此迅速喜新厌旧,抛弃Blogbus的原因是...我不会用css换header...等研究明白了再决定吧....

关于宿命的一种和另一种

2008年5月2号
一种
8:30-9:10。
原本计划是带着对伊利思念之情去看看火炬接力,之后完成一个作业。但后来发现这根本实现不了。

早八点半,吃早饭。揣上钱吃了个饱满,拍着肚皮回到屋门口发现没带钥匙。室友早跑去看接力了。头发散乱,穿一件短袖和一个带洞的大裤衩,蹬一双开底儿拖鞋打把伞站在雨中无处可去的感觉非常梦幻。

幸运的是前一天晚上,我也是因为吃多了,往椅子上坐得有点猛,裤衩的松紧带嘣了。因此今早我向往常一样往兜里塞了一堆硬币之后发现我基本还没走出这统共20平的豪宅,裤衩就已经快出溜到膝盖了。通常在家的时候这大裤衩是我下半身的唯一屏障,所以冒着最后一道防线被突破的危险出行显然不妥。但是换个内裤再穿裤子对于仅仅下楼30分钟吃个早饭又过于隆重,我决定换了点纸币揣走。虽然啥事都没有万全的保险,不过我觉得如果我不在我家楼下碰上现在正在美利坚合众国研修的我那爱扒别人裤子的幼儿园同学的话我应该是安全的。我下楼啦。

9:10-9:35
早饭过后兜里还剩下大概70元。我那个犹豫啊,可真是犹豫啊。我是买包烟在楼下蹲点还是去飞利浦家消停会,这是个问题。不过我缜密的思维讲,去他家不用买烟,还能上网找室友,嗯。

打车,司机看我招手把车靠了过来。仔细看了看我,又把车往外掰了掰。我使劲招手他觉得我应该真是打车的,离我更进了。他半停不停地继续往前蹭。马德里的气得我直接把门揪开车没停就上去了。
“边度啊大佬?”
“北帝街。”
“边度????讲普通话啊你,写俾我啦。”
[写
“行。以后啊,车没停不要上啊,好危险的。”
“雨也没停!!!!”

9:35-18:00
我的室友从我生命中消失了。我第一次意识到他在我心目中占有多么重要的地位。黯然神伤之际我不由得吟诵了起来:
噢,别了,司徒雷登。
喂,别介,我没钥匙。

在寻找等待绝望的过程中我把一大块冰激淋摔在了我裤衩上。生活就像蜜糖一样,真恶心。

和飞利浦坐在海边打发生命,虽然我觉得没什么必要用看起来如此断背的方式。海风从我左裤腿进,右裤腿出,又让我的思绪飞到了我的童年。大家应该还记得有一段时间动画片玩了以后总有个东芝的广告,最后出LOGO的时候有个女的欠儿灯欠儿灯出来唱。嗯,就那感觉。

18:00
联系上了。

另一种:
上学期在飞利浦家的时候从楼顶看到一起恶性交通事故。一中学生被公交车撞出不近的距离。血淌得很汹涌。这次就在我接到室友已到家的电话准备起身归巢时突然听见楼下人群惊呼。往下看到一中年妇女躺在路中间。我当时觉得这一切实在太假了,太假了。好像之前的一切都被安排在非要让我们俩一起目睹这悲惨的一切一切一切切一样。





回家出租车上听说由于火炬的传递和运输需要,部分路段禁行,因此九龙其它地区交通压力明显大于平日。